I’m Present, Not Productive.

Let’s be clear: being awake and being "approachable" are two very different things. This shirt is for the heroes who managed to roll out of bed and put on clothes despite their better judgment. It’s the perfect way to manage expectations at the office, the school drop-off, or the breakfast table. You’ve done your part by showing up; the rest is up to fate (and a lot of caffeine).

• Premium Quality: Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable cotton that feels like a hug—which is the only thing you should be giving me right now (actually, don't).

• Unisex Fit: A relaxed, effortless cut that doesn't require any extra energy to wear.

• The Perfect Gift: For the night owl, the grumpy commuter, or the friend who considers "9 AM" an offensive suggestion.