Solve for X (Then Go Away).

Some insults are loud; others require a calculator and a minor in calculus. This typographic design looks like a complex algebraic formula at first glance, but for those who know how to read between the lines (and variables), the message is loud and clear. It’s the perfect shirt for the nerd with a dark side or the student who has officially had enough of the curriculum.

• Premium Quality: High-definition printing on soft-spun cotton that ensures the formula stays crisp, even if your patience doesn't.

• Unisex Fit: A smart, tailored cut that looks great on mathematicians, engineers, and anyone who's done with the drama.

• The Perfect Gift: For the math teacher with a secret sense of humor, the grad student in the middle of finals, or your favorite "human calculator."