{"product_id":"the-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-tote-bag","title":"The \"Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs\" Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003ePerfect for the person with a chaotic sense of humor and nothing to hide (probably). This bag is designed to turn heads, spark awkward conversations, and maybe get you a few extra looks from security. Whether you're carrying gym clothes, groceries, or actual snacks, this tote makes sure everyone knows exactly what \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"316\"\u003eisn't\u003c\/i\u003e inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Conversation Starter:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality vinyl lettering that reads: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"76\"\u003e\"Definitely Not a Bag FULL OF DRUGS\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Bull Denim:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from heavy-duty bull denim, providing a thick, high-end feel that’s built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSharp Vinyl Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Precision-cut vinyl ensures the bold white text stays crisp and won't peel or crack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRugged \u0026amp; Reliable:\u003c\/b\u003e Tough enough for daily hauls, from the farmers' market to your next \"suspiciously\" heavy library trip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Cotton Bull Denim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrint Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Professional-grade vinyl for a clean, bold look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOptions:\u003c\/b\u003e Choose from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003e8 different bag colors\u003c\/b\u003e to suit your level of irony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out; hang to dry to keep the vinyl print and heavy denim in top shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatility:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for travel, daily errands, or as a hilarious gift for your most \"suspicious\" friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"REALM","offers":[{"title":"Blue","offer_id":43144110178438,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":43144110211206,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":43144110243974,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":43144110276742,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":43144110309510,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":43144110342278,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":43144110375046,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0654\/8425\/9462\/files\/bfdb.png?v=1772106427","url":"https:\/\/realmstudio.co.za\/products\/the-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-tote-bag","provider":"REALM","version":"1.0","type":"link"}