It Started with a Coop, Now It’s a Crisis.

We’ve all been there, you think you’ll just get a few "fresh eggs," and suddenly you’re naming twenty different birds and buying mealworms in bulk. This shirt is a tribute to the "chicken math" that defies all logic. It’s for the person who has officially traded their sanity for feathers and clucking, and honestly? They wouldn't have it any other way.

• Premium Quality: Made from soft, durable cotton that can handle a day in the coop or a quick run to the feed store.

• Unisex Fit: A relaxed, easy-to-move-in cut that’s perfect for chasing escapes or just lounging on the porch.

• The Perfect Gift: For the urban farmer, the homesteading enthusiast, or the friend who is one "cluck" away from a total breakdown.