The One-Star Review of Adulthood

Let’s be honest: the "Adulting" free trial was great, but the full version has way too many bugs. Between the endless "What’s for dinner?" loop and the back pain that appears out of nowhere, we’re giving it a solid 1 out of 5 stars.

This tee is soft, comfortable, and perfectly expresses your current status to anyone who asks you to do a "quick favor" or "join a Zoom call."

• Premium Quality: Soft-touch cotton that feels better than a Friday afternoon.

• Unisex Fit: Looks great on everyone, because let’s face it, we’re all struggling.

• The Perfect Gift: For recent grads, new parents, or literally anyone with a mortgage.